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Lucky for the article, her kind solicitation encapsulates the (admittedly waning) appeal of the Playboy bunny. She was always the ‘girl next door’ – which, I guess, means approachable, available, agreeable. Quick to go fishing with you. Happy to disrobe and get stuck into the Kama Sutra after doing the dishes. A beaming and banal male wish for supportive, up-for-it, uncomplicated good times – Balloon Dresses Balloon Dresses; Hugh’s mother basically, and really is this not one of the most tamely Oedipal and self-revealing of Business Empires (along with Branson’s Virgin)? All that breast mania.

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A Playmate recently described sex with the horndog scion in a tell-all book about Bunny life. Hef lies vaguely tumescent in bed with his pajamas around his ankles while young blondes line up. Each straddles him in turn and works his exhausted member into her, then feigns yelping before he indicates with an eyebrow she ought to dismount and make way for the next aspirant star-fucker a long way from home. This is where a life in thrall to male fantasy has stranded him. It may be heaven, it may be hell. Still, green bridesmaid dresses the magazine always championed great writing (Mailer, Updike, Roth) and before the glut of online smut was the go-to masturbatory aid for generations. Whether South Africa needs it or wants it has obviously been market-tested and found affirmative to the extent that I’m here at the bar at the launch. Which is dreadful. Poorly conceived, underprepared, badly staffed. A rip off trading on a brand name that ought to have been turned into rabbit stew by the new media.

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